No, No, No! Halloween is ruined!

I have been working all week on making sure our yard was ready for Halloween and somebody came and stole all of it!

Not, just some but, all of my hard work.

I know each week people come and steal stuff. We got that big truck that always comes and gets my trash just when it starts smelling really good. Ok, I can get over that cause it makes mom and dad happy.
Fine… whatever….

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But, this time I am not gonna take it lying down. I will get busy and rebuild my yard display!

For a whole week I have been a super good boy.
I have managed to get more treats than ever before. It’s been hard but, I had to do it for the kids.

What kids you ask…Why the neighbor kids of course.

I wanted them to have a Halloween treat they could take with them. One that would not cause rotten teeth or make em hyper. In fact I was watching out for their health.
Yea, I’m just caring that way.

I know how much all those kids love saying Trick or Treat so, I was gonna give em what they ask for.

See, I have been strategically placing my poop treats between the street and the door. That way on Halloween night when it is all dark, some of the really lucky ones will get to take home one of my recycled treats. Then the trick comes when they walk around all night smelling like dog poop and every one with them can’t figure out where it is.
I know all the kids would have loved it.

Heck, they must be into that stuff cause mom always calls em lil $h!*z when they tease me.

I had this all planned out but, apparently someone else did not want to do all the hard work and decided to come and steal my poop treats. All the treats were accounted for when I did my yard check before bed last night. I went out this morning to make another deposit and they were all gone!

Can you believe the nerve?
Taking treats from kids?

If I find out who did this, I will put the bite on em.

Oh well, I will see if I can get at least a few treats in the yard before the big night. And I will sleep with 1 eye open watching for the poop burglar.

Burglar, hmmm, a Cat Burglar….. We have had a black cat wondering around. He tries to look innocent but, maybe he was really casin the joint.
Ok, I am goin out to see if I can find any paw prints leading back to his stash. If it was him, I’ve got the nose to sniff him out!

If you have any information leading to the conviction of this treat thief, please leave me a comment.

Zed

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