I'm here today to help out a bunch of humans that are very confused about the odd behavior they have been seeing in their dogs.

It seems that in the last couple of weeks that dogs all over the USA have been going around their houses gathering up all of their important belongings. Owners are seeing their pups bring out boxes and placing their favorite toys, blankets, pillows...into them.

These same owners are also wondering why all of the sudden they are receiving information about moving to the state of Texas. The people know they didn't request this info.

Hmmm, you silly humans! If you would keep up on the news, you would fully understand.

There is an upcoming Texas Governors race that every dog in the USA is watching very closely.

Woodrow is a mixed breed dog that is throwing his collar in the ring to be the next Governor of Texas. Knowing that the current Governor of Texas recently shot a coyote because it looked at him funny...Woodrow better watch his tail.

Anywoof, once Woodrow gets elected (he's running as an Independent) all us pooches are high tailing it to Texas.

I hear that Woodrow is in no way a racist so, he will not stand for any ban or mistreatment of cats, squirrels, rabbits, or any other 4 legged critters. In fact I bet he may even look at Caplin the capybara as his PR spokescritter.

Now for any of you laughing or thinking this is just a big ol dog tail...Woodrow and his owner do have a very good reason for doing this. They are helping out a charity called Austin Pets Alive. The shirts that Woodrow sells will help the city become No Kill.

You can find out more about Woodrow and his human mom at Woodrow, 'the doggone independent,' runs for governor. They even have a video, please note that running for office is a very tiring job and so ol Woody is just chilaxin!

If ya wanna get a T-shirt to help support the "Next Texas Governors Cause" you can find them at Woodrow For Governor.

BOL! All those late night comedians that make fun of Cailfornias Gov, Arnold Schwarzenegger, accent will look like real amateurs when they try the New Texas Governors Butt Sniff Greeting!

Go on get your stuff packed...Texas or Bark Bust.

Hmmm, maybe I could run for Mayor of Las Vegas, the mayor here, Oscar Goodman, always gets to hang out with pretty girls. Wonder if they give ear rubs????

Future Las Vegas Mayor - Zed