Why do the dogs always get blamed for anything stinky in the house?

I mean granny is sitting at the table and farts, she blames me. Everyone wrinkles their nose and just stares at me. That’s not really fair, I didn’t even do it….That time.

Ok, sure I have gas. All dogs have gas!

You can’t expect me to hold it in, I would get a really bad tummy ache!

It stinks but, I like to save my farts for when everyone is relaxing on the couch then…..Gas em out!

OOO, another good one is wait until they are almost asleep, crawl right up by them like I am just snuggling the pillow and…Poof!

Funny how fast they can get up and outta bed. Heck, that gets ‘em up faster than that annoying beeping clock. If they were smart, they would figure out a way to set my butt on a timer so, I could let go a big one when they are suppose to get up. BOL!!

Now, I don’t have gas near as bad as some dogs. I have a few puppy pals that can fart me out of a room. That is exactly who should be taking PetAlive Flatulence Preventer. It’s all natural so it is much safer for my dog buddies. It takes only a couple of days for it to shut down their HUGE gas factory. If they stop belching and farting then it has to be safer for my nose also. I have a super sniffer. Us terriers have a nose build for sniffing out anything but, those farts could ruin my sophisticated sniffer.

If you are a gasser then you will want to get some of this natural ‘Dog DeGasser’. Then next time gassy granny lets off a big fart, everyone will be sure it wasn’t you…they will have to find someone else to blame.

Farts be gone. BOL!

Zed

Ps. The link to the gas relief drops is an affiliate link. That means if you go to the site from my link and buy something, I get a little money to put in my Bacon Bank. I’d have a piggy bank but, I don’t want the whole pig, just the bacon.