Cookie Monster is a Carnivore

Dogs everywhere should beware!

If you see this furry blue guy, you need to RUUUUUUN for your life!

cookie monster dog
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That is right, it looks like Cookie Monster has given up his all cookie diet and become a meat eater.

It must be all those warnings about sugar being bad for your teeth. *Although, I do not think he ever had teeth*

Or did he develop diabetes and they take his sweet treats away?

I also hear that a lot of big stars get cut from roles if they are fat. Maybe he is on a diet and lost his mind!

No matter what has happened…. Always carry extra cookies with you. If you run into the monster, throw cookies at him. It may just keep him busy long enough for you to get away.

If you have any idea of what has happened or how we can protect ourselves please leave us a comment.

All of us dogs have to stick together and come up with a solution before he attacks again.

Zed

Ps. Has anyone seen Kermit lately?

2 comments

Comment from: Jewel Lucy [Visitor] · http://lowlifespammer.com
You got great honest points here. I done a search on the issue and learnt most peoples will agree with your blog.
02/28/10 @ 10:48
Hey Jewel,
I am sure you did lots of research on the Cookie Monster attacking poor helpless puppies.

I know peoples will agree with my blog...if they don't then I will bite them! GRRRRR!

Recently (02/26/10) Zed wrote Las Vegas Low Cost Spay and Neuter. Check it out!

03/07/10 @ 15:17

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