Dogs with Accessories

Hey all you out there in Barkville!

I just wanted to write a short note and let you know I am looking for a new favorite aunt. Yep, I need a new one.

Ya see, in this family there is only 1 aunt to choose from so, she has been lucky to be my fav. Even though she has a rule that dogs are not allowed in her house that was ok, I just never go over to visit her – her loss for sure!

Well, the other day she sent us an email asking us to help her look online for a new kitten.

I know you are thinking the same thing I am – looking online for a kitten? There are cats everywhere. I should know because I have a hard job barking at them all day to keep them away. But, it was some kinda high performance Ragdoll cat that she wanted.

I thought for sure she would come to her senses and realize that what would actually make her happy was a dog! I mean that is just common knowledge that dogs are the life force of all people. Well, I guess she did not get that memo.

She went on her quest and found herself a kitten, I know she got one because she wrote to tell us the ‘big news’. I will say that when my people looked at the Ragdoll kittens they went “oooo, ahhhh, how cute”. Yep, they made all those goofy googly human faces. Yea whatever, all balls of fur are cute but, it is still a freakin’ cat!

Ok, so this is why I now need to find a new favorite aunt. If I can not find one then I am going to start a new site for – ‘Auntless Pups’! I was going to call it ‘Pups with no good, two timing, cat loving aunts’, think that might be a little to long.

Ok, I am done barking up that tree. Maybe I will write up an application for potential aunts to fill out. Just not sure how to make sure they are not going to trade me in for a cat!

Have a woofin’ good day,
Zed – The Auntless Dog